How to's #1

How to be a Kuching Chinese Gangster (stereotypes)

1. Grow hair and change it into some retarded do like you popped your head into the toilet bowl flush 10times and dry :) the wanna be emo look is also a good look
   
2. LONG NAILS are a must, the longer they are the more intimidating you look.
   
3. take a wira, make the engine louder and play loud music while driving WINDOWS DOWN and making a mean look and glare to who ever is looking at you
4. act all tough and speak with the words "liao, lah, haiz, and use the symbol ~ when starting or ending a sentence" remember to end your sentence with a one! for example why like that one! to keep it simple speak the most fucking broken retarded English ever existed to man kind. Like shown below : (taken from an anonymous blog)
   

Haiz~ We never go Singapore Flyer… But heng never go cause I going be late meeting my other groups of friends... After eating, I faster headed back home and changed up and met Kevin at Hougang Mrt Station about 11.45pm... We took cab to St. James Power Station...Engineering Mathematics" lesson...

1. make sure you wear a big baggy hoodie and baggy trousers.
2. make "MACIBAI! or PUCIBAI" an everyday word for yourself
3. make sure you have gang members or friends who look EXACTLY like you. which for chinese people should be easy
   
4. act all Hitler like and cruel so people will be SCARED
5. this applies to many of you WEAR DEODORANT!
   
6. wear a buttoned shirt and unbutton the first 2 or 3 buttons(?) hahaha -_-
   
7. when standing around always make a "cool" pose to scare people
8. you are Chinese, SO embrace it by buying cheaply made and so called "branded" shit which was made from China. we all know you really don't have that much money
   
9. FINALLY use shades as your small eyes may not have the best of glares and stares

i hope this has helped you :)
remember your chinese so WEAR THOSE SHADES!
so you won't look like this

its like he can pull of the smiley -.- so easily
RESPECT!

PS i'm not rasict its just for fun :)
if you happen to get offended just leave a message in my chatbox
haiya why offend one laa -.-
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the same thing leave a message in my chatbox